Ok.. With the release of the new batman movie, batman begins, the whole world is now tokin abt how powerful and how cool batman is..A superhero they say he is..But is he?
First, a superhero muz possess at least some superpower, E.g. super strength, or ability to shoot white substances out of the hand, or at least be faster than a sppeding bullet... But look at batman, he has none... IF that is the case, i proclaim myself the newest superhero, The Emperor... LOL. Batman is strong juz becoz he have the time and money to train while the rest of the ppl like us have to work for money. If Being a superhero earns money, i would quit skool today and train like hell and fight villians like batman, den buy a car and call it the emperormobile.
Secondly, The reason batman is famous( in the movie) is becos he is rich. Think abt this, if batman was born a beggar, stuck in the lowest of lowest castes, would he be able to become batman even if his parents are killed, OR would his parents be killed at all? Moral of story: Batman is there cos he is rich. Money can make you a hero.
thirdly, i wonder why someone would like batman, if they wanna worship some rich asshole, why not bill gates? He is rich, he has money, he is very rich, he has a lot of money.... And he is not like some stupid white hu want to be a negro by wearing all black. Stupid shit.
fourthly, does anyone ever wonders if Batman was juz acting to be some great trajic hero cos his parents were killed? Mayb he hired the killer to kill his parents, cos he want to be batman after watching too much cartoons. After all he juz lose his parents and he gains inheritance, fame, a cool job, a large mansion and best of all, a license to kill. This to me is a very large possibility,but i wonder why no one thinks of it this way, the world is getting worse by the day..
However, this batman shit does have its uses, it make me realise 2 things. 1) being rich means you will be able to be a superhero, I predict the next superhero will be bill gates or Microsoftman. 2)Being rich get your parents killed. So i predict that bill gates parents will be killed soon, OR are they killed already, Nah hu cares...
LOL, anyway i noe i wun be a rich guy soon so at least my parents wun die... Yah, and vortex would haf matches coming up... so stay tuned..
THE CLARET AND BLUE
DIEGO
THE CHAMPION
Wong. Diego Wong
11/12
17
Coral Pri, Anglican High,Victoria JC, Jedi Academy
wong.vieri32@gmail.com
GOALS
#1Play in World cup group stage
#2play in world cup round of 16
#3play in world cup quarter finals
#4play in world cup semi finals
#5play in world cup finals
#6win the world cup
#7Own a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
#8 RULE THE WORLD
