Chapter I the lamer till sec 1 Mr Lenin Akhilesh Wahpekate kiyoshi Wong, me, a true lamer from birth had always been lame. let my story begin. Born in malaysia, raised in Singapore, at the time of birth, clowns and jokers all around the world was said to have sensed the birth of me, the king of jokers. I was lame since young, very young. When i was in primary school, i already made my name in the school for being one of the best lamers. At that time, my laming skills were still not very good and still depended on occasions to bring out the lameness in me. I remember one incidence particularly well, the incident of the tadpole catchers. My friend in a malaysia school where i was still studying in was the prefect, at that time the craze in our school seemed to be catching tadpoles at the lonkang behind the main building and fatefully, my friend was assigned to catch them. Haha. I as his friend started laming and soon gave him many plans to catch them, haha... including one that actually worked! That incident started to bring out the lameness in me and me and my family soon shifted to a better place to cultivate my lameness, Singapore. Once i arrived at Sing, i went into a fateful Coral PRimary, which was then just started. I was one of the brigtest in the school. Soon, i had a great reputation in the school,both good and bad, i was both the 'most frequet law breaker' and 'top student'. haha.with my friends, we wrestled everyday at void decks, challenging yalams, and thrashing them. I was also involved in several incidents which involves making the head prefect cry. Soon, my three years in tt sch ended and with a aggregate of 246 i went into AHS where is where i am now. Once i was there, i started laming... how i lame..... i would tell you in my next chapter...
THE CLARET AND BLUE
DIEGO
THE CHAMPION
Wong. Diego Wong
11/12
17
Coral Pri, Anglican High,Victoria JC, Jedi Academy
wong.vieri32@gmail.com
GOALS
#1Play in World cup group stage
#2play in world cup round of 16
#3play in world cup quarter finals
#4play in world cup semi finals
#5play in world cup finals
#6win the world cup
#7Own a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
#8 RULE THE WORLD
